What's the most non-sysadmin thing you've been asked to do on the clock as a sysadmin?

[Clippy]

What's the most non-sysadmin thing you've been asked to do on the clock as a sysadmin?

[Clippy]

I was told to go plunge a plugged toilet. The Faciities Manager had been promoted to IT Manager on the premise that Facilities and IT are the same thing - just customer service - and that IT people and Facilities people were interchangeable and all shared the same duties. I don't know who eventually cleared that toilet; it wasn't me.

EDIT - Thank you very much for the gold; I'm stunned, and appreciate it greatly.