Skeleton closet unearthed after a security incident

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> The CFO immediately pole vaulted into my cubicle the moment I sit down and proceeds to hammer throw me and my manager into his office

I love the visuals you add to these posts.

That part about the finance system running wine and Cygwin truly made me burst out laughing and my ribs hurt. So, thank you kindly for that.

Helpdesk really are so valuable to have on-side. Not just in an incident, but I’ve routinely used them as my shadow IT spies.

- **Helpdesk:** Hey, what’s that icon?
- **User:** Oh, that’s the Access Database that we put all of our sensitive data into and does the critical reporting
- **Helpdesk:** Oh... that’s interesting.
- **User:** Yeah. Btw, could you help us with that? It’s been really slow, so we’ve had to start keeping it on a USB drive
- **Helpdesk:** Alright, can I put you on hold for a moment? *click!* Hey, sysadmin! Do you know anything about this insanity?!

Glad you’ve made it out the other side, sounds like the company still has a lot to do in culture building, but you’ve done well. Nice work!
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